You have stray dogs, we have stray donkeys

Last night a stray donkey wandered into our yard. I say wandered, but what I really mean is that our neighbors chased him into our yard because they thought he was one of ours.

He's a pretty donkey, looks well taken care of and seems to have a gentle disposition, but we certainly don't need another in-tact male donkey running around here because both of ours are in-tact males.

You'd think a donkey like this would come into our yard if we had female donkeys, but we have males, so I dunno. They've been loudly braying at each other all night, driving the dog and the geese nuts, so I hope we can find a way to get him out of here soon.